March 2012
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nihcolas:
I think that if you would not say it in front of Morgan Freeman, you should not say it at all.
That last post made me too sad for the internet.
February 2012
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Dear New Boyz,
Here’s the deal: not sure how I could take the statement “you look better with the lights off” the RIGHT WAY.
Because, if you actually tell me this, I will kick you out. Out of my bed, out of my house, out of my phone contacts. If you don’t want to look at me, i sure as shit don’t need to see your bare ass.
I get the song implies you want to bone the lady you...
I always tell myself I'll start my Russian...
And then I don’t.
Oh.
meanwhile, in tudor england
spain: mummy, england won't let me play with her anymore!
the church: england, what is this about?
england: i'm off to my second marriage, and spain is not invited!
the church: WH- SECOND MARRIAGE? I WILL ALLOW NO SUCH THING!
england: fine. you're uninvited. and i'm moving in in with dad! he always lets me do whatever i want.
“Matt Niskanen sounds so fucking Minnesotan, he sounds Swedish.”
– Manda (via agoodnewbeginning)
“I bet he made them do too many suicides. Who do you play for? NOT YOU, ASSHOLE.”
– My roommate, after telling her that San Jose’s coach was out with a concussion after getting hit by one of his own players. (via agoodnewbeginning)
She’s pretty legit. We’re teaching her well.
“I wanted him to see my face”
– Evgeni Malkin on giving Roloson a staredown after the first goal (via misslc07)
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ohhhsusieq replied to your link: I wasn’t kidding when I said it was like a party in here. LISTEN TO IT. is it possible to download this gem?
Scroll through this page and somewhere near the bottom, there’s a link. http://thekollection.com/work-party-d-veloped/
I wasn't kidding when I said it was like a party... →
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My life could be so much more interesting than it...
“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
(via damourdepaixetdespoir)
I am applying for an internship I do not want and...
I do not like this.
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Go ahead. Ask me something. I'm not doing anything... →
